Thursday, May 14, 2009

Jane's brain twisters

JANE had come up with these two mind boggling trivias.Enjoy answering!




Ye rim and Gui rim are playmates.One day, they decided to play hide and seek. Each of them really chose the best place to hide. When they finally settled,Ye rim found a spot on the southern part of the play ground while Gui rim found one towards the north. Yet,they can look at each other.How could this be possible?




There was once a man who told his friend about his latest accident. He said that a week ago, he was climbing an eight meter ladder when accidentally he had fallen. His friend, looking worried, asked if he had any serious wounds after it. To his friend's suprise,he gamely said he was okay. His friend thought of it deeply and asked "Considering it was an eight meter ladder, how come he had NO trace of scar after suffering a bad fall?"








Monday, May 11, 2009

reunited

After sometime,WE finally DECIDED to HAVE a family picture. Presenting my ultra serious father,my chatty mother and my sinister sisters.......Thanks Jaye for lending your photographic prowess!




the complete set:-)



Ate,Yaku,Me:-), and Kelly

Thursday, May 7, 2009

astroboy is back!

After being missing in action,he's back with a truckload of fun!



Here is the transcript of that "insanely happy" encounter.
[8:48:54 PM] Gladys Hornido says: brilliant!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[8:48:59 PM] Gladys Hornido says: how are you?
[8:53:02 PM] genius patrick says: fine
[8:53:16 PM] Gladys Hornido says: Are you slimmer now?
[8:53:20 PM] genius patrick says: no
[8:53:24 PM] genius patrick says: but
[8:53:25 PM] Gladys Hornido says: Can I call you?
[8:53:31 PM] genius patrick says: little bit
[8:54:23 PM] genius patrick says: sorry
[8:54:30 PM] genius patrick says: here is
[8:54:39 PM] Gladys Hornido says: why?
[8:54:41 PM] genius patrick says: brother 's seat
[8:54:52 PM] Gladys Hornido says: ;(
[8:54:53 PM] genius patrick says: mine is turn off
[8:54:59 PM] Gladys Hornido says: really?

[8:55:02 PM] genius patrick says: I'm turn on now
[8:55:12 PM] genius patrick says: wait a minute
[8:56:01 PM] genius patrick says: When I turn on mine I type " HI~~~~~~~~~" OK?
[8:56:19 PM] genius patrick says: O K A YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!1
[8:56:19 PM] genius patrick says: ?
[8:56:21 PM] genius patrick says: ?
[8:56:23 PM] genius patrick says: ?
[8:56:24 PM] genius patrick says: ?
[8:56:33 PM] genius patrick says: ah~ teacher
[8:56:36 PM] genius patrick says: I'm doing the homework now. If mother see this, I will die.
[8:56:37 PM] genius patrick says: wait
[8:56:46 PM] Gladys Hornido says: :D
[8:56:51 PM] genius patrick says: mine is roading
[8:56:55 PM] Gladys Hornido says: loading
[8:57:09 PM] Gladys Hornido says: But I have a class at ten.
[8:57:19 PM] genius patrick says: aha! ok
[8:58:08 PM] genius patrick says: Hi~~~~~~~~~~~~
[8:58:10 PM] genius patrick says: ]
[8:58:35 PM] Gladys Hornido says: hello slimmer brilliant patrick!
[8:58:46 PM] Gladys Hornido says: can you hear my call?
[8:58:55 PM] genius patrick says: yes
[8:59:24 PM] Gladys Hornido says: oh my student is calling me
[8:59:41 PM] genius patrick says: oh~ my~ God~~~~~~~~~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
[8:59:50 PM] Gladys Hornido says: it's jane
[8:59:54 PM] genius patrick says: oh damn
[8:59:56 PM] genius patrick says: hehe

[8:59:59 PM] Gladys Hornido says: she said she has a heptic phone
[9:00:23 PM] genius patrick says: I'm heptic cookie phone
[9:00:26 PM] genius patrick says: hehehe
[9:01:52 PM] Gladys Hornido says: really?
[9:01:57 PM] Gladys Hornido says: Jane doesn't believe
[9:02:18 PM] genius patrick says: heptic cookie phone is even better than heptic phone.
[9:03:14 PM] Gladys Hornido says: really?
[9:03:19 PM] genius patrick says: yes
[9:03:21 PM] Gladys Hornido says: are you sure?
[9:03:27 PM] genius patrick says: yes
[9:03:30 PM] genius patrick says: promise
[9:04:31 PM] Gladys Hornido says: who bought it?
[9:04:50 PM] genius patrick says: my grandfa
[9:05:42 PM] Gladys Hornido says: yesterday?
[9:05:49 PM] genius patrick says: yes
[9:07:28 PM] Gladys Hornido says: Jane got an electronic dictionary.
[9:07:37 PM] genius patrick says: haha
[9:08:37 PM] Gladys Hornido says: she said haha
[9:08:44 PM] Gladys Hornido says: she had heptic phone months ago.
[9:08:55 PM] genius patrick says: hohoho
[9:09:35 PM] genius patrick says: cookie phone is more game in it.
[9:12:00 PM] genius patrick says: teacher i already had nintendo so my brother bought nintendo wii yesterday hahaha that's funny I played , it's goodly!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
[9:12:03 PM] genius patrick says: hahaha
[9:12:07 PM] genius patrick says: good
[9:12:53 PM] Gladys Hornido says: Jane said she had nintendo wii before!
[9:13:03 PM] Gladys Hornido says: She said you are too late!
[9:14:28 PM] genius patrick says: hoho it Isn't because here, yesterday wii and all softwares are 30,0000 won. ALL WII SOFTWARES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
[9:14:57 PM] genius patrick says: kid's day sale!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[9:15:18 PM] Gladys Hornido says: She said her dad bought it in the US!
[9:16:39 PM] genius patrick says: that's too bad korean is very useful! teacher, Is she has wii-fit, handle bar,all renote control?
[9:16:54 PM] genius patrick says: I have that!!
[9:17:02 PM] genius patrick says: hahaha
[9:20:55 PM] Gladys Hornido says: She dsaid she doesn’t know about it.
[9:21:15 PM] genius patrick says: hahaha sily girl
[9:21:21 PM] genius patrick says: hehehe
[9:22:49 PM] genius patrick says: teacher I go to school excursion to seoul young-in city. this is my friends and me.
[9:23:01 PM] genius patrick 채팅 상대에게 "수학여행.zip" 파일 전송
[9:23:43 PM] Gladys Hornido says: She said she will tell your mother that you called her silly!
[9:24:02 PM] genius patrick says: why are you said!!!!!!!!!!!!
[9:24:15 PM] genius patrick says: I just kidding
[9:25:33 PM] Gladys Hornido says: hahaha
[9:29:00 PM] Gladys Hornido says: She said she was just kidding!silly boy!
[9:30:27 PM] genius patrick says: ha...
[9:42:40 PM] genius patrick says: ok... file is download finished... good bye I must sleep now
[9:42:46 PM] genius patrick says: bybybye~~!
[9:42:55 PM] genius patrick says: see you tomorrow
[9:43:22 PM] Gladys Hornido says: yes
[9:43:34 PM] Gladys Hornido says: I will see you tomorrow!
[9:43:42 PM] Gladys Hornido says: log in at an earlier time...



Super Brilliant Space Primo Patrick,God of all gods, YOU are the WACKIEST!

Monday, May 4, 2009

Manny Pacquaio is the "Man"

In a country of 80 million Filipinos,stricken with poverty and cynical of politics;a Manny Pacquaio made us feel seemingly invincible.
Patricia Evengelista captured the euphoria on her column:Pacquiao dedicates his fights to the Philippines. His is a heroism that drops the crime rates to nonexistent on the days of his fights, whose calloused fist has been a constant cushion against every threat to the national ego. Chip Tsao can call us a nation of servants, the World Bank may call us thieves, and Down Under we may be unhygienic, but in the end, a land that birthed the fastest fist in the east is one that can swagger with the best of them. Every indignant online forum has at least one foaming-mouthed patriot who denounces insults by a mantra of “We have Manny Pacquaio.”
This is myth made flesh: the poor man’s son who by dint of sheer hard work found his way to former US President Bill Clinton’s table at the Four Seasons Hotel. This is the Filipino Dream: the boy who never finished school now sending his sons to an international school to rub elbows with the sons of CEOs, whose mama still prays on her knees while he whips his fist in a boxing ring, whose atrocious English makes him Everyman.


Friday, May 1, 2009

wisecracking


Courtesy of the text message of the sometimes amusing,usually annoying(wahaha!) Philip Drew Garlitos, this woke me up......
"If the liar says that he lied,is he telling the truth?"

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

the waiting,the lightning and the rain



You're wearing your tangerine dress,giddy to start the week right. You waited for a meeting that should take place but has been unreasonably postponed again. On your way out, you tried to recoil ,averting your face from the raging lightning.

The rainfall drips relentlessly. You find refuge under your friend's umbrella because your forgetful self never had the initiative to purchase one.You're trying so hard to stay away from the puddles of filthy waters because your youngest sister will be furious when she learns that you used her happy feet without asking her permission.



So I went home disenchanted,displeased and drenched in water; a hapless state I wouldn't like to keep for the whole week:-(

Friday, April 24, 2009

goofing around



Sporting our geeky looks,the four of us thought of conquering the camera.Guess the result didn't disappoint the camwhores in US:-D